earthdad:

*something bad happens to me*

me, through gritted teeth: Sasuke…..

webkitten:

discord (while loading): YOU,… are a GAMER

me, tears glistening in my eyes: th-thank you…

victorian–suggestion:

victorian–suggestion:

victorian–suggestion:

decline a proposal of marriage

decline two proposals of marriage

decline FIVE proposals of marriage

hexpress:

anz100:

carbonfiberpersonality:

Southerner: oh man, there’s snow!1!! Guess we better uh… Not do a driving! *Drives 10 mph while sobbing*

Northerner: *driving a stick shift 80 mph in slick iced roads while eating a full cheese plate and blaring led zeppelins’ “immigrant song”*

I’m Californian and I have the balls to do this.

californian found dead wearing a murrsuit in a 2003 honda civic after encountering black ice for the first time and careening off of I-95

theclassicsreader:

some of y’all have never said you would buy the flowers yourself & it shows

pemberlaey:

Some of you were never fortunate enough to receive the patronage and condescension of Lady Catherine de Bourgh and it shows

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

You know, in retrospect, having gay marriage as a debate topic when I was the only openly gay kid in class was SUPER WEIRD. Imagine if you walked into AP Gov and your teacher pointed at you like, “I don’t think Brian should have health insurance because he sucks. Discuss?”

detailedart:

Details: Mid Ocean and The Ocean, ^{ca. 1900}, by Frederick Judd Waugh.

callowestyouthintown:

Marnie: Shane, please, I’m worried about you, you just mope around and drink all day. What about your future?

Shane, horrifically hungover: I don’t want a future! I want to die!

Me, standing in the corner holding an adorable cartoon watering can, under the impression until this very moment that I was playing a lighthearted farming RPG:

m4ge:

could really go for a steaming mug of homemade hot cocoa at an old new england lighthouse in the middle of a stormy night while i stare at the raging sea wistfully right about now